Psychic Bev and Friends

Blog like nobody's watching

Join Psychic Bev and Friends on this fantastical journey of self discovery, or as the great musical artist Moby once described self-published art online: the ‘grey goo’ of the internet (ouch). Anyway, where was I? Keep your chin up, things can only get better. See ya. wouldn’t wanna be ya (and that’s an understatement, core blimey). Ciao, bye for now!

Official Announcement: Fringe show cancelled with ‘Psychic Bev’s Tarot Bonanza’

It's with regret that due to health reasons Psychic Bev's Tarot Bonanza show at the Triplex Big at theSpaceUK is now cancelled. Huge apologies toRead More »

Did somebody order a Chinese? Oh, please grow up.

To take-away or to fake-away, that is the question. I've recently purr-chased the latest ingredient on Instagram feeds everywhere... hot sauce. Why, please tell meRead More »

New Moon…New Me… Hello, darkness, my old friend

Chin up, mate, it might never happen. It has come to my attention that men are what can only be described as confused starfish with noRead More »

Plenty more fish in the sea… That’ll learn ya

Soul mates...Twin flame, Twin flame... it's like looking in the mirror (or it would be, if I didn't think you were such a giant tw*tRead More »

Tapping into the collective consciousness of your you-know-whats-its

I'm sensing a lot of egg and soldiers in your auric field. Runny yolks if you're a fire and earth sign in the astrological chart,Read More »

High priestess, don’t mess, coz the empress ain’t em’pressed

Right, no funny business. You've selected the high priestess card from the tarot deck for a reason... let's be honest, you're in your power, you'reRead More »

If in doubt, wave a crystal about (crystal grids, and the do’s and dont’s of such a creative ritual for love and light)

Crystals are not for the faint hearted. I'm joking, they're actually nice little things to have in your home, as ornaments or otherwise, but makeRead More »

Mercury in retrograde… I’m watching you, you son of a bitch

Just survived the last one in May, the ruler of communication, transport and data, when this planet is in retrograde, (i.e. when it looks likeRead More »

Champagne lifestyle… lemonade budget

Or it would be if I actually bothered to get off my settee. Chips and a tap water, thanks very much.  And does ordering groceriesRead More »

You look like you’re feeling a bit peckish

You might want to get yourself to the shop... and get yourself, a nice cream egg. 

What’s your star sign?

Unhealed Leos or Aries, take a fucking hike, I'm sick of the sight of ya. Taurus or Gemini, I've got more time, but only onRead More »

Why I’m not reading emails anymore

And doing tarot card readings instead... Taking a look at the cards, without even opening your emails, I can tell that you've had a difficultRead More »

Feeling a bit ‘lefty’ at the moment

Everyone should have a lot more, and for a lot less…. fuck off everyone else.

A shower thought I once had recently

Would you rather have a hand sized foot, or a foot sized you-know-whats-its?

First post… brace yourselves, core blimey

It’s been a journey. I’ve had what can only be described as a howler of a few weeks. Lost my clients doing Reiki healing dueRead More »